You know what I hate about blogs? Ninety-nine percent of people who start them think that the rest of the world cares about what they write about. Almost like twitter except in a novel-format:
"Hello World! I started my new job as a dairy farmer's assistant today! Boy, do I have a different perspective on milk now! Maybe I'll go the whole week without drinking any! Or maybe I'll tell Ginnie that all that milk she drinks makes her sweat smell read bad...but not as bad as some of the cows I met today HYUK HYUK HYUK *snort* HYUK. In other news, I had some peanuts for lunch, and..."
Boring.
<Also, have you noticed that people who post stuff online think that now, magically, they're born-again comedians. Shoot me now.>
So what's going to make this blog better? Probably nothing. It'll be a place where my wife and I can rant about stuff probably nobody else cares about. If we recorded some of our conversations that we thought were interesting, the average person would label them "stupid" or not worthy of thinking/being critical about. Do we care if people like it? If it makes us money, sure! Because all blogs make a ton of money, right? I'm thinking of those scenes in Ducktales, where Scrooge McDuck is diving around in all that money. That's gonna be me and my wife after this blog goes to Hollywood and a movie's made about it.
Actually, noone that we know will read this first post, and if you are, that means you looked back in the archives to read this. Good for you. We appreciate the support. Send $$$s immediately.
We'll try to fill this blog up with meaningless/pointless rants. One or two might be good. Probably not though.
Also, how much do you want to bet that this will be our last article ever written? You might just win, too, if you bet against us.
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